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- Norm
- Current Clubs- Titleist DCI 990
- Character:
A menace, a pest, a nuisance, whatever you choose to call Morts you can be sure he’ll annoy the hell out of you. Had to watch last year’s Lossie tournament as an assistant, an experience that makes him desperate to qualify for this year’s team, despite needing to rely on a captains pick. Career highlight is beating Gary Clarkson following his infamous "I’ll play you for money and beat you anytime, anywhere Morton, you rodent" speech. Known as ‘Corn Dog’ due to his 'anything will do' attitude towards females.
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Likely to Say: I have not hit a fairway in months.
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Not Likely to Say: Ashley Cole is the best left back in the world.
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Random Fact: Scared of flying.
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